Hey, I'm Simon, but you can also call me Badger, Jupiter, Cedric, or Ghost. Or, anything else, I don't really care. I've been updating this website since March of 2023, and I've had an interest in coding since 2022, I've genuinely had so much fun updating this site and being able to share it with other people across the web. Struggling with sexuality and gender identity currently. I also have a very wonderful and amazing boyfriend ❤

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-EXTREME NERD!!! I will info dump on shit if you let me, also an absolute idiot sometimes.

-Gamer, sort of. Sucker for Call of Duty, Subnautica, Stardew Valley, and the like.

-Swear like a sailor, beware. Also might say some weird phrases and sayings. Will say the weirdest shit if we're close enough, please tell me if you're uncomfortable with anything I say !!

-Might act like a dick sometimes, it's either cause I don't know you or I'm in a bad mood, my sincerest apologies!! Might also act really lovey dovey, I really like to show how much I care for people and it may come off as romantic?.. even if it is platonic. If you need clarification, don't hesitate to ask me!

-I might be autistic (not officially diagnosed), but I have sensory issues and a hard time with social cues! I'm also very paranoid and anxious at times.

-puppy boy... but you didn't hear that from me.

-Be patient with me! I may take a while to respond to messages! I heavily prefer if you would not DM or ping me (for folks on Discord), only do it if you have to.. close friends can DM me anytime though, just be a tad bit cautious!

-Never send me shit like "I'm in your walls", even if you're joking, I will block you without hesitation.

Video Essays, Space, Stickers, Blinkies, Stamps, Graphics, Bugs, Aviation and military things, Dogs/Canines, German Shepherds, Australian Shepherds, Saint Bernards, Tibetan Mastiff, Corvids, Magpies, Poetry, Art, Writing, Doll Customization, Coding, CDs and DVDs, Scrapbooking, Photography, Beanie Babies, Trinkets, Jewelry, Analog Horror, The Magnus Archives, NASCAR, Weapons, Guns, FPS Games, Video Games, Puzzles, Sleeping..

Detroit: Become Human, Alice: Madness Returns, Papa’s Games, Road 96, Tell Me Why, Fallout, FNaF, Rainbow Six Siege, Payday, Cry of Fear, No Straight Roads, Call of Duty, Animal Crossing, Subnautica, L.A. Noir, Genesis MUD, Stardew Valley, Watch Dogs 2, Unpacking

TWRP, Ghost, Korn, Slipknot, Kendrick Lamar, Radiohead, R. Stevie Moore, II Ton Dragonfly, TOOL, Weezer, Ariel Pink, Ninja Sex Party, Nirvana, Dead Kennedys, TV Girl, Mushroomhead, KMFD, The Mechanisms, Cab Calloway, Helen Kane, GOJIRA, ABBA, Goose, Magic Sword

My Bloody Valentine, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Jackass, Deadpool, Lady Bird, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Paranorman, Coraline, American Psycho, Fight Club, Brokeback Mountain, A League of their Own, Anastasia, Isle of Dogs, Fox and the Hound, Dog, Scream, Child's Play, SLC Punk, Perfect Blue, Tokyo Godfathers, Alice in Wonderland, Good Omens, South Park, Criminal Minds, Moral Orel, Shameless US, Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated, Extraordinary Attorney Woo

Fight Club, American Pyscho, Brokeback Mountain, The Outsiders, Simon vs the Homo Sapiens Agenda, Duke, Flowers for Algernon, Rez Dogs, Good Omens, My Life in Dog Years, Notes From the Dog, Radio Apocalypse,

Cassandra Peterson, Keith Haring, Leslie Jordan, Mark Harmon, Pauley Parette, Kirsten Vangsness, David McCallum, Robin Williams, Jim Henson, Matthew Lillard